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Soylent Green is this really old movie. It's about the future in which we are forced to live in cities, the environment is crap (because of us) and people are starving. One good option is assisted suicide.  They give you a nice peaceful room with nature scenes and classical music and put you to sleep. Very pleasant, before they turn you into a nutritious wafer.

 Last week my tooth started to ache. I boiled my tooth brush, got teetree oil and grapefruit seed extract, brushed and gargled. teetree oil is toxic. dont screw around with it or you'll have bigger problems than a bad tooth. I cleaned up most of the infection. All week long it's been trying to flare up but I'm keeping up on the cleaning. So I call the oral surgeon and she tells me No Worries, we'll put you to sleep, and then she puts me on hold. what do I hear? The music in Soylent Green. Great. I'm really lookin forward to tomorrow.


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