Or even if you're not a scammer. I don't care how it works out. Here's the deal. I will correct your crappy english, and you paypal me a tutorial fee. I'm sick of reading 1) flagrant* abuse of the english language and 2) horny jackasses falling for it. I know we are quickly and inevitably moving towards idiocracy, and I would rather have it happen sooner rather than some long and drawn out tortuous end of the human race. Yes, that was a run-on sentence.

So scammer, not a scammer, I don't care. Send me your proposed profile Introduction and I can help with some constructive criticism such as:

- when to use your/you're, there/their, or even which/wich/witch

- when to announce your gender (hint: it's already in your profile, and if you got a pic showing your gigantic boobs- you might not need an announcement. just sayin')

-  correct use  of subjects, predicates, and even the ever confusing preposition

- correct use of verb tense and placement

* here's a freebie. "Blatant" is usually used in this circumstance but it has a slightly more useage with an audio mistake. Like something someone says, or something loud and distasteful. Whereas a flagrant mistake has more of a negative connotation, along with a feeling of careless disregard for rules. "Flagrant" illustrates a person's intent more; "blatant" focuses more on a person's mistake.