I recently received this scrap on my online profile:
“Hi, my birthday is also on 17th July. Do you know its significance?”
Nothing wrong with it, you say?
The problem is that my birthday is NOT on 17th July, and when I checked his profile, neither was his.
In passing, is he asking the significance of 17th July or of having the same birthday (assuming our birthdays had matched)?
I have heard my share of really bad pick-up lines over the years, but these just take the cake. Some are so awful, that you wouldn’t even believe that anyone in their right mind would even contemplate using then for a moment, unless you had heard them yourself.
Here is my list of the 5 REALLY AWFUL ones that just should not be used under any circumstances. Trust me, the only reaction they would inspire is an YEWW… even if it was Brad Pitt himself saying them.
Here goes.., in reverse order
5. Do you believe in Santa? Coz you are on my Christmas wish-list.
Since then, I have never gone out partying in the week before Christmas.
4. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
What makes people think that references to holidays or Santa are cute?
3. Baby, come sit on my lap.. and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Well, why don’t you just pop off outta my sight!
2. I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
Yewww.. Just get lost
And the worst one is:
1. I want to floss with your pubic hair.
Yewwww Yewwww Yewwww.. And this time I did the disappearing act.
In my opinion, Pick-up lines can be classified in three categories: Good, Bad, and Just Awful.
And it’s a taste of one of the Just Awful ones that I got last night.
I was out partying with my friends in one of the hottest new spot in town. Everything was going great; we were having so much fun, and the really cute guy I had been eyeing for the past hour asked me to dance. I just wish he had kept his mouth closed.
Dancing to a slow song in the arms of a sexy man (and one who knew how to dance moreover)…mmm wow. Just my luck that fate decides to turn the Prince into a Pig. He said, and I quote “I want you so much… I even want to floss with your pubic hair.” EXCUSE ME!!!!
Needless to say, I made a run of it. And it will definitely be some time (a long time) before I go to that place again.